post 64
By anders pearson 09 Aug 2000
today, one of my coworkers informed me that if i were an animal, i’d be a chameleon. i guess that makes sense. anyone who has known me for a while can vouch for the fact that i’m basically invisible (people in the service industry in particular seem to have a hard time seeing me. roughly 30% of the time when eating out, the waitress will go around the table taking orders and just completely skip over me). i can also move my eyes indepentantly of each other. however, i don’t yet have a prehensile tail. sure would come in useful.
perhaps i ought to switch over to SuSE linux…