Thraxil

it’s been a long day at the laugh factory. did you know there were three kinds of funny? there’s funny ha-ha, funny strange, and funny uh-oh.

it’s been a long day cause I can’t tell the difference anymore.

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By jp 31 Oct 2000

god damn. spuds were just the beginning.

now this.

check out the pix of some of those launchers. makes peacetime a little more edgy.

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By jp 19 Oct 2000

so I saw dancer in the dark tonight. I thought Bjork was just being wierd when she called it a musical snuff film in an interview.

I guess not.

I liked it, I think. I like the idea, Bjork was wonderful, but when it all got put together something was sub-par.

At least I talked the doorman out of the poster they had in the lobby.

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By jp 15 Oct 2000

so I went back to bates for the alumni weekend this weekend. highlights included some batesie getting the tar beat out of them at a bar and going to the hospital (I didn’t do it), some batesie getting shot at (I didn’t do it), and someone tagging this idiot’s souped-up ford expedition with “soccer mom” in bright red something (I wish to hell I did it, but alas). I also got to even be in an improv show a little bit. I unzipped a portapotty door when no one was looking.

very tired right now. festivities didn’t end till about 5 this morning. I needed two complete breakfasts in order to get on my feet and drive home. maine remains a depressing place to enter, and a lovely place to leave in a hurry.

I got a kick ass shirt too. lebanon has absolutely NO second hand stores, and so I’m without a market for clothing. but I hit the salv army and got one of those funny shirts with the ruffles and all the extra buttons — they have a funny name in spanish, and are all the rage in cuba. so says daphne, who’s half cuban. so maybe that’s half right. in any case I own a shirt with 16 non-functional buttons now. I rule.

anders, I had no idea that Jimbo was your first roomate. makes me wonder if those people that are supposed to match up freshman year roomates actually do anything other than masterbate constantly. Jimbo’s not a bad guy, but you two? I don’t think so.

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By jp 07 Oct 2000

anders & tuck —

I got a free DVD release of Bjork’s All is full of love video when I bought her new CD. You’re absolutely right, it’s probably one of the coolest visuals I’ve ever seen.

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By jp 02 Oct 2000

Shu lives!

“So whatup
whatup
just allow me to get this one thing off my chest
fuck you
no
fuck you
Tokyo
no fuck you…”

(I told him where I was going for new years)

”…at the moment i have but one goal.to be working in australia by march. havent quite figured out how yet but its time to tap into that shu ware charmed life and make it happen. Heaven forbid I let you and tuck be the only globe trotters”

good for him. he’s apparently working for IBM or something now. has something called a t20? and a slush machine.

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By jp 02 Oct 2000

I bit a nice piece of lip-meat off my lip and walked into a door before class this morning. someone please get elected president so we can make monday part of the weekend. it’s going to kill me if I’m not careful.

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By jp 29 Sep 2000

just got an e-mail from my friend yuki in tokyo. titled “2months and harf”. I rove that they forget to build L’s into japanese.

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