bzzt pop
By lani 27 Mar 2002
yura finished up the pictures in the disposable camera and took it apart to retrieve the film because he claims they charge extra money if you drop the whole camera in the box.
<p>“now we can make a taser,” i said as chris and yura were examinining the parts.</p>
<p>“so i’m thinking about my butt plug idea here,” says chris,“and figuring out what a good voltage would be to make it noticeable but not too painful.”</p>
<p>“now we can make a taser!”</p>
<p>[more talk mingled with sounds of television. talk moves to background and attention is drawn to Smallville.] </p>
<p>[bzzzt pop!]</p>
<p>oh f*ck!</p>
<p>[yura jumps out of his seat and falls back into it holding his wrist and twitching a bit.]</p>
<p>“taser! taser! taser!” i said, with arms cheering.</p>
<p>[yura calms down and laughter breaks loose]</p>